BRAINEATER JONES
Braineater Jones wakes up face down in a swimming pool with no memory of his former life, how he died, or why he’s now a zombie. With a smart-aleck severed head as a partner, Jones descends into the undead ghetto to solve his own murder.
But Jones’s investigation is complicated by his crippling addiction to human flesh. Like all walking corpses, he discovers that only a stiff drink can soothe his cravings. Unfortunately, finding liquor during Prohibition is costly and dangerous. From his Mason jar, the cantankerous Old Man rules the only speakeasy in the city that caters to the postmortem crowd.
As the booze, blood, and clues coagulate, Jones gets closer to discovering the identity of his killer and the secrets behind the city’s stranglehold on liquid spirits. Death couldn’t stop him, but if the liquor dries up, the entire city will be plunged into an orgy of cannibalism.
Cracking this case is a tall order. Braineater Jones won’t get out alive, but if he plays his cards right, he might manage to salvage the last scraps of his humanity.
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Braineater Jones wakes up face down in a swimming pool with no memory of his former life, how he died, or why he’s now a zombie. With a smart-aleck severed head as a partner, Jones descends into the undead ghetto to solve his own murder.
But Jones’s investigation is complicated by his crippling addiction to human flesh. Like all walking corpses, he discovers that only a stiff drink can soothe his cravings. Unfortunately, finding liquor during Prohibition is costly and dangerous. From his Mason jar, the cantankerous Old Man rules the only speakeasy in the city that caters to the postmortem crowd.
As the booze, blood, and clues coagulate, Jones gets closer to discovering the identity of his killer and the secrets behind the city’s stranglehold on liquid spirits. Death couldn’t stop him, but if the liquor dries up, the entire city will be plunged into an orgy of cannibalism.
Cracking this case is a tall order. Braineater Jones won’t get out alive, but if he plays his cards right, he might manage to salvage the last scraps of his humanity.
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Barnes & Noble
Kobo
iTunes
Media and Reviews:
"The realities of life for the zombified citizens of Kozeniewski’s city made for such an interesting element, I found the mystery to be on equal footing with it. I wanted to solve the puzzles; I wanted to pay attention to all the little details that would come back to haunt me later if I didn’t pay attention to them now. I am eagerly awaiting the next book in this series, and I plan to keep an eye out for other titles by Kozeniewski" -- Bookshelf Bombshells
"At times, Braineater Jones reads almost like a classic film noir. But it carries a quirky vibe that plays brilliantly throughout the novel. You can practically hear Humphrey Bogart or Dick Powell narrating some of the witty dialogue. Make no mistake though, this is still a zombie story at its core… albeit one of the most enjoyable and unusual takes on the genre that you’re ever likely to find!" -- Zombie Research Society
"Sometimes gross and sometimes grossly funny, but always entertaining me as I went about trying to figure out the twists and turns going on in Braineater Jones life. Or unlife." -- I'm a Voracious Reader
"The realities of life for the zombified citizens of Kozeniewski’s city made for such an interesting element, I found the mystery to be on equal footing with it. I wanted to solve the puzzles; I wanted to pay attention to all the little details that would come back to haunt me later if I didn’t pay attention to them now. I am eagerly awaiting the next book in this series, and I plan to keep an eye out for other titles by Kozeniewski" -- Bookshelf Bombshells
"At times, Braineater Jones reads almost like a classic film noir. But it carries a quirky vibe that plays brilliantly throughout the novel. You can practically hear Humphrey Bogart or Dick Powell narrating some of the witty dialogue. Make no mistake though, this is still a zombie story at its core… albeit one of the most enjoyable and unusual takes on the genre that you’re ever likely to find!" -- Zombie Research Society
"Sometimes gross and sometimes grossly funny, but always entertaining me as I went about trying to figure out the twists and turns going on in Braineater Jones life. Or unlife." -- I'm a Voracious Reader
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